Okay…

Did you check your phone for iOS updates?

Are you receiving SSI?

Some people are eligible for SNAP.

Did you apply for AFDC?

Did you convert your story to doc.x? or pdf?

Was the requirement for jpeg?

What is your tier for electricity?

How many lumens is that bulb?

Did you format that correctly?

Was that .org or .com?

Can you IM me?

Who do you use for wifi?

Copy and Paste.

SMH

ROTFLMAO

Me: Can I just have a pen and paper?

A taco?

A book I can hold in my hands?

Oh, and where are my car keys?

You guys do whatever with whatever and I’ll watch.

Do I really need an atomic clock?

Maybe I need some bitcoin?

Sigh……..